A girls’ night out, you’ve got to love them! It’s a sacred ritual that is beneficial to both the mind and body.
Every night is slightly different, but you all know that the following things can and will occur each ladies’ night, without fail. So I am going to run you through a list of what happens on a girls night out…
THE STRUGGLE TO ASSEMBLE THE GANG
You all lead different lives, work and childcare can get in the way, but you’ll cross countries and continents to get together for that all important night on the town together. Organising the date will be tricky and you’ll go through a thousand messages, but you and the girls will get there in the end.
YOU TAKE AT LEAST 3 HOURS TO GET READY
Once the night is decided, you’ve been planning outfits for weeks, ordering a load of new clothes .. but you still have no idea what to wear. Of course, you”ll take at least half a day to get ready, because we all know it’s one of the best parts of the night.
ONE THOUSAND SELFIES
Before you leave the house (Pres), two hundred pictures have already been taken… and most of them are identical to each other. The perfect group photo on a girls’ night is a must!
TOO MANY PRE-DRINKS
We all know pre-drinks is usually more fun that the actual night out, which usually results in you drinking far too much. You’ll definitely play Never Have I Ever, Ring of Fire and have rambling conversations about the last hilarious time you got drunk together.
BELTING OUT YOUR FAVOURITE TUNES
In your heads, you are all Beyoncé. To the neighbours, there’s a very high possibility that a whole bunch of cats are being strangled next door.
NO ONE IS EVER READY FOR THE TAXI
Quick! The taxi man is getting angry! As you are downing your drink, trying to put your heels back on, making sure you have everything and hurrying for the toilet quickly.
THERE’S ALWAYS ONE THAT CAN’T HANDLE HER DRINK
Time to put on the ‘act sober’ routine for the bouncers.
Dancing solidly for about three hours on a girls’ night out. Sure it’s practically like going to the gym?
CREEPY MEN EVERYWHERE
Just hovering. Not really dancing, not saying anything, but occasionally trying to touch people inappropriately.
Always seem like the best idea you’ve ever had. The you of tomorrow can deal with the consequences.
GROUP BATHROOM TRIPS
You couldn’t possibly brave the bathroom alone?! Of course you and the squad will go the toilet together and hold each others hair whilst puking unattractively and doing each others bodysuits up .. then taking a load of selfies in the bathroom mirror straight after.
DRUNKENLY REAPPLYING MAKEUP
Just a little touch up can easily end in tragedy.
MAKING FRIENDS WITH OTHER GIRLS IN THE TOILETS
You’re sure to unite with other girl gangs in the loos and compliment them all on their appearance.
SOMEONE WILL CRY
It’s just bound to happen. We don’t know why and no one can really remember, but it always happens.
DRUNK TEXTING SOMEONE’S EX
Always seems like a great idea … never is.
SOMEONE WILL TRY AND FIGHT EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE
There is always one that causes a scene and the squad have their back.
A GREASY TAKEAWAY AT 3AM
Carbs are your friend. Everyone loves a good greasy kebab at the end of the night.
DOWNING A GLASS OF WATER
You’ll always desperately try and counter act the inevitable hangover with pints of H20.
THE HANGOVER FROM HELL
You wake up with a seriously dry mouth. You can barely swallow, but the prospect of getting out of bed for water is daunting. You’ll then start asking google if you can die from a hangover.
GROUP MESSAGE DEBRIEF THE NEXT DAY
The group chat will constantly go off and you sit there like .. Did I really do that? That terrifying ping of your phone and the utter dread flood of photos being sent .. finding out what you looked like/ what you did.
I hope you have enjoyed my list of everything that always happens on a girls’ night out.
Peace,Love and Gin Xo